Sign On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
Sign On a Fence
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
Sign At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Sign Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary We hear you coming."
Sign In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"